Rude Batch!

So I was talking to a girl in my work the other day (who is engaged) and I casually said, "Raging, there's only one engagment ring in Tiffany in gold" and she was all "Oh mummy! Not being rude but seriously? You'll hardly be getting a Tiffany ring!".

I think it might have something to do with being 26 and single - your whole ideas or whaterr on meeting someone and getting engaged are sooooo abstract and vague that as a girl who is actually engaged she was able to see far clearer - bitch please, ain't no point hoping aiigh'?

The thing is though, I can't imagine NOT putting in money toward my engagment ring - is this cray-zay? I just can't imagine being all "Yea, I want the right ring and that's gonna cost some coin...namsayin'?". I'd rather be like... "Oooh babe, this is the rock - les go halfers" and kinda just arrange it before he really knew what was happening.

I think I was so pissed off cuz I was thinking, don't put me into YOUR box, you didn't and wouldn't receive a Tiffany engagement ring but it would mean nothing to you and it's never been your dream. It's been mine. I just want one. That's just the way it is. So just let me have my own dreams and you can have yours and les all live in perfect harmoney.

Also because the chances of me EVER meeting someone and settling down are slim to NONE I already havez me a backup plan. My right-hand-rock. I'm going to buy myself a serious piece of stone for my right hand, I'll scrimp, I'll save, I'll go without because it is MY DREAM to have a diamond all mine own. And it's fine if you think thats ridiculous and preposterous - because maybe I am ridiculous and preposterous.

Mwahz.

The Rock

Remember the sad-bastard-wedding post I did last weekend, hanging like a mo-fucka? Yea, well I just wanted to cement my status as a sad bastard by just posting the rock..

Herez the link cuz you KNOW those Tiffany suits don't be having their shit a 'save to images' job!


Oh you know!

Obsessed with Weddings

I am sooo obsessed with weddings. I don't EVEN know why considering I have only been to three weddings and none of anyone particularly close to me so I have never had any hand or in-put into the organisation of a wedding. But still I loooove to talk about them.

I stumbled across this a-may-zing site this morning which has now taken up the rest of the facking morning as I am just sitting on it going "Ooohhh" "Ahhh" etc.

It's called Rock and Roll Bride and it has a load of people's cool, interesting, different weddings on there.

It makes me think about my ideal wedding. Well first I need some money, some time, to get a facking proper job. Oh, and a man. Yep, a man is kind of necessary.

I came across it as a couple from where I'm from were on it. They did a cool, rockabilly wedding in the registry office and then held their recetion in a restarant (I can't fucking spell that word). I liked it because it changed my opinion. I always thought weddings done like that would be a bit shit but theirs was classy and cool and lovely.

Herez a link to their fun wedding

Herez some fun wedding ideas I like. Get married here

Pictures here

and here

Reception here

State of me daydreamin about some California wedding when I'm from facking Ireland!! Ah, these dreams of mine, will stay within the confines of my blog....Imma kill myself now...

Back on point. Wearing this hot piece of Stella Mc Cartney. Jayziz. I'd sell my imaginary groom for this

With these Isabel Marant puppies

And this to top off the whole shebang

OHMIGAWD Who sits around planning their imaginary wedding on their blog??? Who does that??? You fucking psycho!!!

STFU I'm hungover, single, thirsty and wedding chat is soothing that.