The men of Fade Street

So I said I would do a 'Men of Fade Street' post last weekend (oorrr the weekend before) and this is me getting round to it. I'm a lazy BATCH this week, meso tired!

So the talent in Fade Street is Ok, there are a few who would perhaps make the 'Hot Irish Guy' list.

I have already dealt with The Biggest Penis in Ireland, Michael O'Doherty...

Love that pic...heh heh heh.

So this guy is called Diarmaid Maher, he originally came on the scene as one of the Stellar Hottest Bachelors but was subsequently employed by Stellar magazine as a kind of 'Agony Uncle'. I mean, in theory, on paper he's hot. He does nada for me, but I'm not really into clean shaven dudes.

Here's his visage. In this scene he's talking to Harrison about...flange or some such shite. I have three words Diarmuid Yous a hoe.

Aforementioned 'Harrison'.

I mean..he's hot but...no, just does nothing for me. Do these guys not know that douchebaggery is sooo 2000 and late? He chats up some 'bird' at the bar and makes Louise cry waaaahhh. Dry yo eyez Lou.

There is an uuuuuber funny facebook profile set up for him. Fuuck, it would be soooo shite to be a celebrity - imagine people shit talking about you and setting up embarassing fb groups in yo own name?!

Ok so another set of lads in this 'reality tv show' is Dublin band Karate Kids. Here they are

Or Kid Karate...whaterrrr

There are two of them, Kevin Breen who doesn't really have a huge part in the show and Steven Gannon who has a bigger part as he was french kissing thon Dani. Hes a wee bit of a ride to be honest

I really don't have anything to say about these lads...I can't imagine their motivation for being on the show though.

THEN there is Art Director at Stellar magazine, Dillon St Paul...everything about him makes me laugh from his tan to his eyebrows. He seems quite fun. Hilariously my friend saw him in a Centra and took a photo! It was mazin.

He's a pure magazine gay which is a sub-section with whom I am unfamiliar.

There was also this ...this....PAIN IN MY ARSE of a lad called Keith Kenny. He was dating Cici, who is in fairness, a total roide. Anyway he was SO OBVIOUSLY the Justin Bobby character that it really made me ragin - don't be lazy you fucking reality tv shoe hoors! Think of something a wee bit original

Here's his bake...yea, I know.

He got in some really classy fight with Dani because she 'accused him of asking her on a date', the whole situation was clumsy and vague but this was the outcome

*french accent* why Madame, you are so tres tres chic! I am so tres tres impressed avec your lovely country!

So yea, a quick guide to the lads of Fade Street.

I need more pap photos!

Santa came through!

Look at this shit

BEHIND THE SCENES OF "MOMENT FOR LIFE" NICKI MINAJ FEAT: DRAKE from DERICK G on Vimeo.

Can you imagine how much I am adoring this shit???

I asked Santa for this EXACT thing!! Thanks Santa!

I just love her, I just do. And him, I really do.

I need to blog about this like yesterday

I saw this on my favourite blog of all time Jezebel and I literally DIED. I laughed, I blushed, I giggled, I gasped, I puked, I cried, I shouted.

How BAD is this? Number One, you've got a hot guy with no top on..this makes us feel aroused, and if not aroused then at least interested.

Number Two, the hot guy talks about "moisture"..over and over and over again. Like, shut up friend, we get it ok??

Number Three, what are my feeling meant to be right now? Am I aroused or am I sickened? An I sickly aroused or arousedly sick?

Am I wrong to not want a hot dude to talk about the contents of a *whisper it* sanitary pad??? I actually feel ill even typing this. Our boyfriends can know about periods, they can buy us feminine hygeine products and they can even talk in-depth about period pains but SERIOUSLY does anyone want to talk to their boyfriend about how much they hate feeling soggy??!!

Look, Stayfree, kudos. Honestly, respect. But I'm not sure you are taking this in the right direction. I think the ad should be shot of hot couple making out in bed, he is rubbing her body, limbs are a-kimbo and then the girl gets shy and says something like 'emm..we need to stop' and he's all like 'why?' and she's like 'I'm worried I smell or something...' and he thinks it's because they've spent the day walking around a hip neighbourhood and says 'I can't smell anything'. She sighs with relief. FIN.

Ps. Im officially a true Jezzie! I posted my first comment on the site today! Yeo!

Irish hot guys Volume 1

I was having a conversation last weekend with a friend and we moodily agreed that Irish people are the ugliest people in the world. I used to live in a multi-racial household and we had many spirited conversations about this topic. My friend used to placate me 'At least you have the gift of the blarney!'...Bitch, 'blarney' means nonsense!!

Anyway, the next day I was reading the paper and came across a picture of an exceedingly hot Irish guy, so I decided to do a series of blog posts about hot Irish guys. So here is hot Irish guy number one, athelete Thomas Chamney!

Hes the one on the right...obviously. So Thomas Chamney is 26, hes an Aries (which makes him moody, independent, generous and self-involved - Glamour magazine says that this month Aries are having a tough time at but their challanges are actully a profound chance to change their life for good).

Again, he's on the right...Arriba!

Thomas Chamney was born in Clonmel Co. Waterford and moved to Dublin when he was young. He runs 800 meters (for those who care about things like that). So, I am clearly following him on twitter, all in the name of research, and his twitter is ALL about runing, hes such an Irish boy in that when he is describing his performance at a recent race he says he "ran shite". He went to Notre Dame and did loads of running..blah blah.. He studied English and wrote a blog in which he satirised himself as a boozy-skirt-chasing-over-competitive-asshat. Hmm...boys got chops, hawt.

Congratulations Thomas Chamney, you stubbly chiseled Irish hottie, you are The Pussy Blues first 'Hot Irish guy'!

It's the world cup...blah blah, I don't care

Punks I'd like to...

I am sooo hungover today that the only thing I am fit for is lying on my bed, randomly pinballing around the internet and massaging the area on my forehead where most of the pain seems to be coming from.

However, this can be good because I came across this shit. http://fuckyeahpilfs.tumblr.com/. Punks Id Like to Fuck is the brainchild of two girls called Michele and Katrina. Basically its hot, dirty punks and punk-like humans, it's somethig to do with owning your own sexuality/arousal and thus not being 'a living fuckdoll'...or something.

 The guy on the left. I like it all.

I took a look aorund and yea, some people on there are kinda hot. I dont know, when I look at some pictures of people I'd want to fuck, I want to actually want to fuck them..not like this where I'm like "omg he'd be a hottie without the blood stained teeth" or "cute face, definatly looks like there would be a smell of mushroom around him though".  I guess I'm totally missing the point, and I just must not be attracted to punks.

Theres something reassuring about saying I'm not attracted to punks. Its like "Don't worry Mum"

The girls who run this are pretty harcore feminist, their rights to their vaginas and their right to their arousal is a big deal. I get it. I respect that. My only problem is when people get a bit earnest about it. I have some friends who are really earnest about their passions, I do get it, honestly, I have passions. But if someone calls someone a retard in front of me I don't start to cry or dispense lectures "Don't say retard! They are children with special educational needs and actually everyone has special educational needs if you think about it...." five hours later the lecture is over and so is the craic.

But yea, respect for putting up some pictures of some hot 'alternative' guys. Its like hot Gingers or hot Aisans

Look at these two, this shit is hot. I think I like it because theres two of them.

A problem I have with punks is that I don't love men that spend too much time on their 'look'. I like a guy who gets his sister to cut his hair, who ony gets new clothes on Christmas and his birthday and if he has dry skin he uses something ridiculous like vaseline.

 Like these two.

I'm not saying that the two punks use Nivea for Men and go to the Punk Outfitters every payday, but they do go to a tatoo parlour or a piercing shop with a clear idea in their head 'Oh I know something that will look really good/cool'. They do look in the mirror and think 'How can I look more punk-like today?'. I just don't love that shit.

Now, if someone made a blog called Men with Good Arms, Stubble, Glasses, Chunky Body, Little or No Fashion Sense, i'd be all over that shit. I'd be subsrcibing, buying the t-shirt and the book, e-mailing the creator, posting comments and putting a feed from here to there. Ahhh, someone needs to make that blog.