24 April 2011

Nice pair

Do you like ti-tehs?

If so this is the spot for you. The Fashion Tit is a website dedicated to those happy twosomee - boobies.

I just LOVE a nice duo of arty breastes so I'm loving trawling back through pages of boo-bahs from fashion spreads in mags such as Dazed, Cake Magazine, Vogue Italia etc

One more look...?

Ah yea, thanks

16 April 2011

Twerkin it

Blogs I love, introducin' me to shit I can't live witout.

LOVE Des Boobs and allll she do.

LOVE lurkdat toooz.


This is my FAVOURITE thing EVER!

I saw this somewhere and just had to post it. (See? If I was a more well organised blogger I would remember and LINK where I found this shit)

So, it's called 'sexstrologyy' and it gives little sexy titbits and 'facts' about your starsign!!! AGGHHH!!

I'm BIG into astrology and this is like, soooooo true! I am a steamy, straight Scorpio and some of these funs are truuue!

Also I'm vair vair excited because the boy I am hazing a crush on iz a Cancer and apparently Scorps and Cancers are hella compatible in the scratcher - win win!

"A Scorpio tends to be extreme in everything they do" I concur babez.

No pics? No soooooez, I'm suuper busy today watching the Kardashians and my cat. Saaanks!

02 April 2011

Did someone just call me...?

LOVE this song.

I feel so anti-faminist right now - those fucking Ying-yang twins are mysoginistic fucks but WHAT A FUCKING CHOOOON.

I can't not shake it to this.

Hellz to the yez

I DID dream a dream of big butts!

The ga-donk-a-donk at the start in the pink bikini is what I am striving for. Oh you know!

Betterrr believe it

Things I am loving right now. Even though usually I detest Jermain Dupri.

Hot shit


Oh hai

God, I'm such a weekend blogger.

Anywayz, I just painted my nails in the style of some springtime blooms. I am so fucking sick of them at the moment as I am waiting for my acrylics to grow off (I caNNOT get them taken off again, it's just too sore) so I'm trying to something a lil interesting with them.

And Yez I am still in my pajammies, and what of it? I'm a tax payer, I get to spend my Satadays in jimjams watching Cougar Town and eating Bacon Fries...I'm a disgusting creature, oh wellz :-)

Hot Irish Guys Vol. 5

Oh haaa-aayy! It's back! The Pussy Loves Hot Irish Guys, a mere seventeen hours lata but this Irish Hottie, I just couldn't keep to mineselfs.

Niall 'Bressie' Breslin, singer and hottie of Irish band 'The Blizzards'.

He is oooonnne Irish ride. So anyway, born 24th October 1981 in Mullingar, Co. Westmeath (lets have a lil lol). He is a strapping young Scorpio! MY SIGN! MY SIGN! AGHHHH! Which makes this bitch emotional, powerful, passionate and intuitive (Aw hellz yez) but also jealous, secretive, moody and obsessive (whaterrr, all the good ones are crazy - holla!). This week is shaping up to be a tough one for us Scorpios, we need to keep our cool and also to unwind, but someone is going to help us out when we most need it - thanks brotha!

Naill Breslin is SIX FOOT SIX INCHES, DO NOT ADJUST YO SCREENS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL and a muscly 16 stone. Ohhh haaa-aaayy, you gotta girl? You want one? The only problem is he has a penchant for bent mutton-chops.

Namsayin'?? This will just neverrr catch on.

Yea, so, he went to UCD (my alma mater Oh hai) on a sports scholarship, then played ruby for Leinster, then maybe he was fired? I don't know, God, I'd never make a journalist, shoddy bitch. Then he was in this band called The Blizzards. Now, I can't lie and this is my damn blog so I feel I shouldn't have to. I loathe The Blizzards. I find them shite beyond belief, but that is ok, but I am no music journalist, nor am I a thirteen year old who will pay money to see a pop band so it's ok, and hiopefully The Blizzards feelings won't be hurt.

Here they are in actionz


Anyway, Niall Breslin is still a ride. These days he's lviing it up in London, producing and writing?? I think. He also has time, according to his twitter, to go see The Script (for shame...) and have 'awkward taxi man moments' whaterr that means.

In an interview on some random website I found he says that his favourite food is chorizo, he loves pints and his iphone and he like the style of Andre 3000.

Congrats to another Irish Hottie! Pussy loves youuu!

01 April 2011

Hot Irish Guys Vol. 4

And so it returnz! Hot Irish guiz all up in this shit!

Next on the Pussy Roll of Honour is proper Irish actor Michael Fassbender! Nommynomz.

He was born in Germanzland in 1977. His burfday is, wait for it...tomorrow! Aww, which makes him an Aries (Adventurous, enthusiastic, selfish and impatient). According to 'Look' magazine, this week he will feel invincible but some fuckers keep putting obstacles in his way..o relly. And according to this months 'Stellar', he should not give in to self-doubt. Also, Michael, don't be afraid to take a risk wit cho heart ai'gh brotha?

I have never seen this movie but from what I have been told it's effing creepy and thus I should not be putting up this video - but I likez it and I can (kinda) seperate actors from their characters. Except for Chuck Bass...to me, he'll always be Chuck Bass. Anyway lookit his nice shoulder-y shoulders and cheeky smile. Me likey.

So anywayz he does all sort of proper acting shit, he was in that 'Inglorious Bastards' shiz, neverr seen it. He was in Jane Eyre, neverr seen it. BUT, most importantly to me, he was in 'Hunger', which was a film made about the hunger striker Bobby Sands. If you don't know shit about this shame on yo ass! Look at this lazy link to wikipedia!

He was vair good in this.

So anyhooze, his love life is lil sketchy. He is dating Zoe Kravitz (wait, whut? I know...)but I can find NO photos of them together. It is soooo strange to me that there are MILLIONZ of heads obsessed with both these hotties but no papparazi has been all up in their shit taking photos of them heading into the pub/shop/church/whaterrr. They are co-stars in X-Men in case you were interested, I'm not, I prolly won't be going to see that either. I found out they were dating the same way many girls did, in Feburary Vogue. It's hot, I wanna see those bambino namsayin'? Hot kids.

There was some creepy incident in his past with an ex- who took out a restraining order and said he knocked her about and was a total piss-head and woke up in a puddle of his own piss. I'm not being funny but who has a boyfriend who HASN'T woken up in a puddle of his own piss??? It makes me think he MIGHT be the next Christian 'American-and-every-other-kind-of-'Psycho' Bale.

I like smokers. Just sayin'.... Oh he lives in London, in London Fields to be kinda exact (something else I learnt from the Vogue interview), in case any of you crazay bitches wanna go stalk him closer to home!

So yea, well done Michael Fassbender! You are one Hot Irish Guy!