WWSTBD?

My sisser and her friends have this game called 'What Is Tom Selleck Doing Right Now' so, someone says that and everyone has to come up with a likely scenario such as 'Watching farmyard porn and wearing a 10-gallon hat' or 'Catching sight of himself in the street and thinking - I'm a handsome man, a damn handsome man'.

So thats all well and good but I can officially say I don't give a fuck about Tom Selleck.

Stacie the Bartender though? Now her, I do give a fuck about

The question I ask myself on the regular...what is Stacie the Bartender doing right now?

I can't find shit all photos on the worldwideinterbox which is hella frustrating, I want an old school pap-falling-out-of-a-club picture of this ho'. I did however find her tumbleweedin' website. Thats some boring shit.

Her twitter is also pretty shit, but shit in a typically Yank way - "Oh blah blah pool party! blah blah love my family! Blah blah sooomuch fun!". But from there I did glean the info that she was in Las Vagas at (wait for it) Kellan Lutz's brothers bachelor party...wait. Whut? Bitch, please! Is that what you whored your soul on The Hills for??? Kellan Lutz's BROTHERS bachelor party????

The Hills first appearance...

The least plausible 'reality' storyline ever, it enrages me but also..tickles me

Wait? She's at the what? The Wedding? Just hold on there...

Although she did recently tweet about 'Troop Beverly Hills' - that movie was ZAMAYSING!!I LOVED! FUUUU, I need to watch that like asap.

Anyway the whole point of this post. What is Stacie the Bartender doing right now? Wearing a white bikini, drinking a jello shot and drawling 'You wanna do a shaawwwt??'

Standard.